You just found out that you have 48 Hours to Live. What’s your first thought?

Did I leave the ouse wearing fresh undies and socks? I would hate to disappoint may mom and grandma by dying wearing dirty draws =]

How do you want to go?

Hopefully painlessly, and not begging for my life. And maybe some explosions and lasers could go off in the background. Maybe release some doves.

Do you have any deathbed confessions?

I saved a lot of money on my car insurance after switching to Geico. Hmmmm, I wish I would have cared less about what other people think of me. What a waste of time and energy.

What’s your last meal?

Cajun King

Who delivers your eulogy?

Probably my girlfriend Roxie, or my best friend Sarah. 

What are people saying over your casket?

Please don’t bury me in the ground. I want to be cremated and scattered around the world. But if I had to guess what people would say at my funeral, .It’d probably be like “Remember how crazy this bitch was? Remember that time she…“ and then laughter shortly after. I want people to remember the fun times. 

What Band is playing your funeral and why?

Not so much a band but Pete Rock & CL Smooth – They Reminisce Over You (T.R.O.Y) Not only is this my all time favorite hip-hop track, it truly gives me goosebumps every single time I play/hear it. It speaks to so many people who go thru the loss of a friend, or family member, as they reminsce over you. It’s a healing sort of song in my opinion. 

What does your tombstone header say?

“Jesus called, and she answered…” Just kidding, I have no idea, I would hope between my friends and family, they’d come up with a good one. 

Interview from the August 2013 Issue of Muve Magazine.